3 Hilarious Messages We've Received on SoundCloud

3 Hilarious Messages We've Received on SoundCloud

At Boost Collective, we get to talk to aspiring artists and push them in the right direction daily. This means we're on SoundCloud messages... well... a lot. While we are chatting with you guys, sometimes we get a message that is quite noteworthy. Noteworthy through our perception of comedic value that is. For all of you SoundCloud warriors out there, take this as a sort of proper SoundCloud etiquette lesson.

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Number 1

This rapper is so filled with excitement! He couldn't wait to let us know that he has an offer that we can't overlook. In fact, he was so excited he forgot to check his spelling! Let this be an opportunity to learn here. Please do not try and get music sales by sending messages to random people! Well... We haven't tried this but I think it's quite safe to say it probably doesn't achieve a 100% conversion rate.

This rapper is so filled with excitement! He couldn't wait to let us know that he has an offer that we can't overlook. In fact, he was so excited he forgot to check his spelling! Let this be an opportunity to learn here. Please do not try and get music sales by sending messages to random people! Well... We haven't tried this but I think it's quite safe to say it probably doesn't achieve a 100% conversion rate.

 

Number 2

Well people... this is what happens when you rely on google translate.     Take note of the beautiful place he's from. He is from the electronic music. He is the one! Don't worry guys we'll notify you when the Mis-Translation VST Plugin arrives in 64 bit. 

Well people... this is what happens when you rely on google translate. 

Take note of the beautiful place he's from. He is from the electronic music. He is the one! Don't worry guys we'll notify you when the Mis-Translation VST Plugin arrives in 64 bit. 

 

Number 3

Probably the best persuasive pitch ever written. No in all seriousness it's got that elementary school burger analogy. Up first is the introduction. Short and sweet. Those sesame seeds on top of that bun are toasted, "Aye man".  Next up, we have the meat of the burger. "I be spittin that straight fire on the beats", what an elegant line. And last but not least...... "Promote me"...... The hooks to end all hooks. The outro that just sums it all up. The message has been conveyed. It's beautiful!     Just so you all are clear, that's the best way to get blocked on SoundCloud!

Probably the best persuasive pitch ever written. No in all seriousness it's got that elementary school burger analogy. Up first is the introduction. Short and sweet. Those sesame seeds on top of that bun are toasted, "Aye man".  Next up, we have the meat of the burger. "I be spittin that straight fire on the beats", what an elegant line. And last but not least...... "Promote me"...... The hooks to end all hooks. The outro that just sums it all up. The message has been conveyed. It's beautiful! 

Just so you all are clear, that's the best way to get blocked on SoundCloud!

Well, we hope you enjoyed this! Keep on networking with people through Soundcloud! Just don't do it like these guys... 

Chemikkal - Light It Up

Chemikkal - Light It Up

DJZorka - Mellow Chill Vibes, Take a Listen!

DJZorka - Mellow Chill Vibes, Take a Listen!